L ron hubbard frozen sperm

Whether it's an expired contract or just some well-timed publicity for Rock of Ages , the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce is kind of something we've all been expecting, right? I, for one, am chomping at the bit for a Katie Holmes tell-all memoir. Sure, the church of Scientology may prevent us from ever getting the answers that we so desperately need Was Katie deprogrammed? Is Suri really an alien spawn? Suri's real father is Scientology founder L.

Tom Cruise has been promoted to second in command of the Church of Scientology, according to an extraordinary new book by Princess Diana's biographer, Andrew Morton. The Hollywood star is now allegedly consulted by Scientology leader David Miscavige on "every aspect of planning and policy", claims Morton. The unauthorised Cruise biography makes a number of surprising claims about the actor and his growing interest in the movement. Among the more outrageous are suggestions that his daughter, Suri, was conceived using frozen sperm from the movement's dead founder L Ron Hubbard and that Scientology leaders ended his marriage with Nicole Kidman because of her devotion to Catholicism.

Tom Cruise is officially the second silliest man in the world. Before his lawyers issue a writ, let me say this is my own personal opinion and that I am not in any way suggesting that he is suffering from any sort of delusional illness or other libellous ailment. Which would put him just one place below Number One, David Miscavage, who was Cruise's most recent Best Man and also, according to some reports, left with the happy TomKat couple after their wedding, as they boarded a private jet for their honeymoon. Whether this means that Cruise has given the Scientologists a massive amount more money than anyone else, including the cult's Number Three, is not disclosed, so we'll have to buy the book. We'll also have to buy the book to see just what lies behind Morton's belief that Criuse's daughter Suri might have been fathered by the frozen sperm of Scientology's founder L Ron Hubbard.

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