Women peeing like fire hose

Peeing can be a bore if he doesn't know how to spice up his bathroom time, and if the conditions are right, he can do just that with the Fire Hose. After the beast is loosed from his zippered cage, his hands hang limp at his sides and other objects, uh-hum, limp to the front. As the pressure builds from his beer-filled bladder, it is released in a glorious, uncontrolled stream, causing his member to flail about like a fireman's hose, bringing back to him all of the hopes and dreams of his youth. Making the calendar, sliding down the pole to the sound of blaring alarms, riding the ladder truck and smashing doors with his ax. A manly dream.

Jamin Brahmbhatt , a board-certified urologist, points out that the bladder is a muscle, and like every other muscle, it can atrophy over time, causing your stream to get weaker as you get older. For those unfamiliar with the test, it works sort of like the carnival game where you throw a baseball at a nylon mural of a catcher that uses sensors to measure your pitch speed. This is most commonly associated with benign prostatic hyperplasia, which [is] an increase in size of the prostate, something that happens with age in men. Men may experience symptoms such as a decreased force of their urinary stream, difficulty emptying their bladder or being unable to start urination.

There isn't a single one of us on this Godforsaken earth who can say for absolute certain that they haven't once just once peed in the shower. Whether you think the concept is disgusting or not is irrelevant - we've done it, we know people who have done it, we probably know people who still do it, so let's just do a mild full-body shudder and get on with the article. Yesterday, a woman shared a query to popular parenting forum, Mumsnet.

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