When I was a kid, the girls bathroom was a place of mystery where covert meetings were held to discuss the course of global political affairs. Honestly, I have no idea why guys do this. Sometimes I flush when I'm not even halfway done and then I have to rush to finish before the flushing stops. As an adult, "rushing" your pee is one of those things you only want to be doing when you are drunk and between two parked cars. Like hand jobs.
Being a Male Duck Is One Big Dick Measuring Contest
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Maybe it has whiskers. So, okay, I guess part of me thought it was possible my darling cat had been castrated and made into a eunuch. Lately, one his favorite pastimes has been kneading the comforter on the bed which involves making little fists with his claws out over and over again, for all you catless folks. Once Rory had his fill of kneading, he started cleaning himself. It was not furry at all, but it was indeed pink.
There are only a few species of birds that have penises. Ducks, which are among them, have earned a reputation for having some of the most bizarre genitalia of all—corkscrew-shaped penises and complex vaginas with dead ends and false passages. Some duck penises are relatively massive. A group from Alaska recorded a ruddy duck with a 42 cm long penis , much longer than the bird itself, duck penis expert Patricia Brennan recently told me over the phone. Brennan is lead author on a new study from The Auk: Ornithological Advances looking at whether a duck's social environment impacts the growth and ultimate size of its penis.
Ask yourself a question: How well do you really know your own penis? But ask it a different way: What would a penis reviewer say about it? In a world of 3. I gave some thought like: maybe too much to how one might discover the answers to these essential mysteries.