Ellen : When I got my first job I rushed home to tell my parents all about my first day at work. I had never thought of them as sexual beings and was surprised to see them in action. It seemed kind of violent, but I guess I was just stunned. I remember the smell of their bedroom. Lars Erik : Seeing my parents going at it scared the living shit out of me. I was very young and my mother had to comfort me for hours.
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There was a moment, a fraction of a second, where one single sperm that happened to be the carrier of half your genetic code, beat out, in a photo finish, nearly million competitors. That would be like entering a foot race with the entire population of the United States—and winning. Your entire existence, everything you are, is utterly contingent on the precise moment your father ejaculated. What serendipitous timing! What necessary timing! That same exact scenario occurred—had to occur—between your grandparents, and your great grandparents, and your great great grandparents, and your great great great grandparents… And so on, stretching all the way back—over 3 billion years—to the beginning of life on this here blue marble.